Steven H. Jesser, Attorney at Law, PC provides medical and dental practitioners and other healthcare providers with full-service representation for all of their legal business matters. Mr. Jesser is admitted to practice in Illinois, Arizona, Georgia, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Nebraska, New York, Texas, Wisconsin, and District of Columbia. Affordable and full-service representation for businesses, healthcare professionals, and individuals. Personal and accessible attention. Visit us online at: www.sjesser.com 790 Frontage Road, Suite 110 Northfield, IL 60093 USA Tel: 847-424-0200 (011-1 Intl.) Tel: 800-424-0060 (toll free) Mobile Tel: 847-212-5620 Boston, MA Tel: 617-421-0020 Milwaukee, WI Tel: 414-223-0300 Fax: 800-330-9710 (toll free) Intl. Fax: 011-1-847-919-6870 shj@sjesser.com

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Answer by Mintee
go down your back alley, take the 3rd darkest door to the right, with the sign “Attorneys R Us” and give him a bit of brush on the hand and he’ll pass you your documents, “no questions asked”… hahahahahaha!

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